Dear America

I just want you to know that I am going to put poems on the side of the people. Then, I’m going to reform poetry as we know it. We’re no longer going to use “words” to write poems. I’m tired of all of these “words.”

I’ve got other ideas and am certain you will like them. Once we get this “word” usage out of the way, we’ll start taxing the use of commas. You will never use “which” or a list of items in your writing again.