We Who Are About to Die (WWAATD) created the AWP Bingo Card in case you need one. WWAARD is there for you…They even have a PDF version you can use to check items off as you encounter them throughout the AWP conference.

Each item, of course, is inside its own square. The big question on everyone’s mind is when will we have a panel during which we can all play?

A few of my favorites items include:

• He/she married who?
• Meet internet friends with awkward hugs, silence.
• Your MFA program is a sponsor but didn’t give you funding.
• Live Tweet one’s own nervous breakdown, add hashtag.